Citati iz serija

Karlos i Gabrijel dele imovinu ‚‚sporazumno''.

Gabrijel: ‚‚...and I want that painting of St. Augustin.''
Karlos: ‚‚You don't even know who he is!"
Gabrijel: ‚‚I know he matches the drapes."
 

Očajne domaćice

Ah, tipicno Gaby

Uh, moja tema, mogla bih ovdje do sutra, ne znam koju seriju najprije.

House M.D.

Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people   

Dr. House: You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the street, I know you look both ways

Bitange i Princeze

Kazo: U Zagrebu veceras gostuje Becka filharmonija!
Robi: Joj, razvalice ih Basel sa 20 razlike!

Zena u biblioteci: Gospodicna, ja vec pola sata trazim "Na Drini cupriju"
Irena: Ak' je na Drini, onda fakat ne kuzim zakaj je tu trazite

Bibliotekar (intervju za posao): Gle malu vocku poslije kise...
Irena: Gdje?
Bibliotekar: Nastavite stih "Gle malu vocku poslije kise..."?
Irena: Gle malu vocku poslije kise, fakat je mala i ful je mokra

Irena: Joj genije, pa kaj je noc neg pomrcina sunca?
Robi: Fakat. A cekaj zakaj ta pomrcina bude na televiziji, pa svi pricaju o njoj?
Irena: A zakaj Vlatka Pokos bude na televiziji, pa svi pricaju o njoj? Neke stvari su jednostavno neobjasnjive.

 

Karen Walker: When I was a boy, I worked in a supermarket. Did I say I was a boy? 'Cause I wasn't. I was a girl.

  
Ali to se mora čuti - drugi isečak ovde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAAktl4zkZc

Otvorena vrata

Cakana: "Postoji samo jedna stvar, koja me sto puta vise ubije od novokomponovanih narodnjaka u cik zore, optimizam... Ne mogu da podnesem taj lazni, nicim izazvani, potpuno nemotivisani optimizam..."   

Cakana: Ona meni podmece transfer krivice? Meni koja sam kraljica transfera krivice!

Cakana: Nije vaspitano lagati u tudjoj kuci!

Cakana: " Ako stvarno hocete da me razveselite onda morate da idete da kupite Gajger-Milerov brojac, da utvrdite izvor ovog zvuka i da podmetnene bombu...U tom slucaju ja bih vam bila vrlo zahvalna. "  

Angelina: Ja kad malo bolje razmislim, ja sam za kralja. Ali ne za ovog naseg, on je mnogo debeo, ali za kralja

Cakana: Skakuces mi po zivcima kao retardirana veverica!
Vojkan: Ne kaze se retardirana vec veverica sa posebnim potrebama.

Desperate Housewives

Gaby: No! I can't go to jail!
Lynette: What, and we can?
Gaby: Yes. You will start a gang and Bree will work in the kitchen. I' m the smallest one, I am so ending up asomebody's bitch

Gaby: Oh, I never brag!
Lynette: You once called your face "Proof of Gods existence"

Lynette pronadje supruga bez svijesti: Listen to me. I forbid you to die. If you leave me with a mortgage and a restaurant and five kids, I swear I will track you into the deepest pit of hell and make you pay!

Lynette: What if I see him with another woman?
Karen McCluskey: I own a gun

Bree (uvijek sa stilom):
It was lovely having sex with you. Have a wonderful day.
No, I can't kill you today. I have Pilates

Georgia: Ally, what makes your problems so much bigger than everybody else’s?
Ally: They’re mine.

Sally: Steve, as your girlfriend's best friend, I am, to you, a bit like Australia.
Steve: Australia?
Sally: Yes. Very distant, largely uninhabitable, and with areas of great danger.
Steve: Oh. I thought it was about having a lot of convicts.

Sally: I'm going to other people's weddings. I'm getting more and more single. If one more friend gets married, I'll be a lesbian!

Game of Thrones:

Tyrion:“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

Cersei: "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."

Ramsay: "If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention."

Ygritte: "You know nothing, Jon Snow."

Stannis: "We march to victory, or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward."

Tywin: "Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king."

Jon Snow: "I’m not a Stark."
Sansa: "You are to me."  

Ramsey: "My mother taught me not to throw stones at cripples. But my father taught me, aim for their head."

Bran: "Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?''
Ned: "That is the only time a man can be brave."

Tywin: "Explain to me why it is more noble to kill 10000 men in battle than a dozen at dinner."

Syrio Forel: “There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'Not today'.”