Da se malo nasmejemo

Ja sam lepo ismejao na ove dve parodije spotova. I pesme, kad su u pitanju ove luĐakinje. Siu volim.

Ovde mi je u celom spotu sve savršeno, ali pobeđuje deo I sing like a goat, the frog in my throat! Oduvek mi je bila teška za slušanje, nikad mi se nije svidelo ništa od onoga što peva. I deo Communicate with me, wit ass telepathy I da, deo "And I will make us nachos"




A što se tiče Sie, sve mi se sviđa osim toga što na kraju "glumi u filmu" i što je ružno predstavljena. Ismevanje spota je ok i i ja sam odmah pomislio da je pedofilski odrađen i sve vreme bio u tripu "samo da im se ne dotaknu genitalije, samo da im se ne dotaknu genitalije!" Pesma je i dalje fantastična i spot je donekle dobar, ali parodija spota je plakanje od smeha  

Kad autokorekt zezne stvar















I can't breathe, I tell you - I can't breathe!







Na ovo sam umro!

Ulazi lijepa plavuša u trgovinu sa životinjama.
> Za oko joj zapne žabac u kutiji na kojoj piše 'žablji seks!'
> 300kuna! Ako ne budete zadovoljni, vraćamo novac!
> Dobijete i upute.'
> Plavuša šapne trgovcu za pultom:
> 'Uzimam.'
> Trgovac joj da žabu i papirić te kaže:
> 'Pažljivo slijedite upute.'
> Djevojka klimne glavom i žurno ode kući.
> Odmah po dolasku, uzme listić i počne slijediti upute:
> 1. Istuširajte se.
> 2. Namirišite se najboljim parfemom.
> 3. Obucite seksi rublje.
> 4. Lezite na krevet i postavite žapca na pravo mjesto.
> Sve je to napravila, ali ništa se nije dogodilo!
> Iako ljuta, misleći kako je prevarena, još jednom pročita upute i
> opazi u donjem kutu listića poruku:
> 'Ako imate nekih problema, nazovite trgovinu.'
> Nazove ona, a muški glas joj odgovori:
> 'Odmah dolazim.'
> Nakon pet minuta se začuje zvonce. Plavuša mu objasni:
> 'Vidite, napravila sam sve kao što piše u uputama, ali ta prokleta
> životinja samo sjedi i ništa ne radi.'
> Muškarac sav zabrinut digne žapca, pogleda ga drito u oči i ozbiljnim
> glasom mu zaprijeti:
> 'A sad me dobro slušaj! Ovo je posljednji put da ti ja pokazujem...'

Oplakah hahhahahaha

Malo crnog humora (ko ne voli, nek ne otvara, nemoj poslije da se zali):

Spojler:

Grandmas Who Have Zero Fucking Filter

1. She took my kindergarten photo and said, “This is what I use to chase the rats away with.”

2. When my older sister told my family she was pregnant out of wedlock and not in a relationship, my grandma sighed, looked at me and said, “We always thought it would be you.”

3. Last Thanksgiving my grandmother told me that if my father was her first born child, she would have “just started swallowing from that point forward.”

4. My brother came out as gay to my grandma and she said, “I knew girls weren’t going to like you from the beginning.”

5. I had just met my boyfriend’s family for the first time. As I was leaving, his grandma gave me a hug and said it was wonderful to meet me. I said, “Thank you! It’s nice to know I have approval.” To which she replied, “Oh, now dear, just because we like you doesn’t mean we approve.”

6. I was playing piano for my family when I was around five years old. When I finished, I noticed that everyone was clapping except her. When I asked her why, she said, “I only clap if it’s good.”

7. I once got a Christmas card from her, signed, “Maybe next year you’ll make us proud.”

8. I was telling my grandma about how my cat likes to sleep between my knees, and she said, “Well, that’s as close to a pussy as you’re ever going to get!”

9. When I was seven I wanted to be an astronaut, so I drew a picture of one walking on the moon. “It’s an astronaut, Grandma,” I said with enthusiasm. “An astronaut?” she said while taking a drag of her cigarette, “Well that’s pretty fucking stupid.”

10. My great grandma said to my face, “I always thought Natalie was a white trash name.” My name is Natalie….

11. Me: “It’s hot in here.”
Grandma: “You better start going to church because it’s a lot hotter in hell.”

12. When I was 19 I brought my boyfriend over to my grandma’s for her to meet him. The first thing she said to him was, “So Ben, I see you like fat chicks.”

13. After I got my nose pierced, my grandma looked me up and down and said, “Well you used to be my favorite granddaughter.”

14. Me (annoyed): “All my friends are getting married.”
Grandma: “Yeah? All my friends are dying.”

15. My nan once offered a paper bag to my brother to put over his girlfriend’s face.

You underestimate how many people live here and how little I care about their lives

Ja ne mogu da prestanem da se smejem

Iz nekog razloga vec par dana ne vidim slike na ovom forumu, nigdje drugo nemam problema...

On topic:

http://9gag.com/gag/a577jAq?ref=fbp

Fuck the duck until exploded

Ces, dobar link!

Ja bih jedan glupi pasulj sa mesnatim mišićima, jedno silovanje kada nešto ozeleni, neću ono sa živom decom niti supu za kurve, i popio bih nešto što ne sadrži COCK... Za desert bih je**o patku.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/yall-seriously-need-jesus#.gn49YVljNz

Ces, ovo ćeš možda ti najbolje razumeti. Ja sam se pokidao od smeha i to na poslu

http://www.buzzfeed.com/essencegant/21-amazing-qualities-you-only-possess-if-youre-a-jealous-gir?bffbmain&utm_term=.irvGLXWjZ#.enxZyr7n9

2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 14 i 16 s najjači, ali 6. je pobedila!

Slatko-smiješno.

Mujo ulazi u Zavod za zapošljavanje u Sarajevu, i vidi oglas za upražnjeno mjesto 'ginekološkog asistenta'.

Vidno zainteresiran, upita službenika za šalterom za podrobnije informacije o upražnjenom mjestu.

Dobro, znači vaš posao bi bio da pacijentkinje pripremite za pregled. Vi biste im pomagali da skinu donji veš, da udobno legnu na stol, i onda bi im oprali određene dijelove tijela. Zatim bi nanosili pjenu za brijanje, brijali stidne dlačice, i na kraju utrljavali balzam na te iste dijelove kako bi one bile potpuno spremne za pregled. Za to bi dobijali mjesečnu plaću od 2.500 eura. Na kraju, ako ste i dalje zainteresirani, morali biste otići do Tuzle.

A što do Tuzle?

E, tamo je kraj reda.

Pita dečak trudnicu:
- Šta ti je tooo? ( pokazujući na stomak)
- Pa stomak. - odgovori ona.
- A zašto je tako ogroman?! - pita opet dečak, a trudnica odgovori:
- Pa unutra je dete.
- A je'l ti voliš svoje dete? - upita dečak.
- Da!
- Pa što si ga onda pojela kravo jedna????!!!!!!!!!!! - odgovori dečak.